Stay away from her you BASTARD! Simon Cowell has confessed he fancies fellow Brit, Jennifer Saunders- but wouldn't sleep with her because he's scared of her husband. Right....husband is the crucial wording here. Why would she even want to sleep with the most insincere cunt that ever graced ITV when she could fuck the psycho punk from The Young Ones? Ow!
Whatever, Jen's THE Fag Hag and Simon has a Ab Fab crush on her like all gay men. And we all know Simon loves to play a game of backdoor bandits. Just admit it already...
The acid-tongued star-who has just split from model Terri Seymour-openly admits he has always found the actress quite attractive. "I met her quite a few months ago in LA and we just talked. She's very good company and yes, really very attractive". I bet that he'd love to take her to dinner, i.e get her to fuck him with a strap on whilst listening to Il Divo. Haha. PUSSY. Does he not know that she's married? Seeesh.
I wonder if he's going to get back with attention whore Jasmine Lennard, a total A-lister supermodel (haha) or cat-bring-strangled-voice Terry Seymour?
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