Cool shit!

Big Mouthful: Taylor RainGO
Young and Top heavyGO
Facial Fest – Katie SummersGO
Violet Erotica – Jungle GirlGO
Behold… the power of AssGO
Mon Gives Anal – Emilia and NicholasGO
Big Mouthful: British Hottie Carmel MooreGO
Some more of Max’s AmsGO
Tug Jobs – AllysonGO
Her first Black cock cuckold and her man eats the pussy afterGO
So hot!GO
Katie Kaos – Bathing Suit (FIRECROTCH!!)GO

Tara Reid (beware) in St Tropez

Tara Reid was at some party and I thought she was trying to seduce the bottles of booze, at least it looks like she’s coming onto it pretty hard, all pussy out and ready to take it all in, but it turns out she’s got a new man and his name is Michael Axtmann….
Now, Michael Axtmann is a really lucky guy. Not only did he get Tara Reid ten years after her prime, you know so that he doesn’t have to deal with pretty much anyone wanting to fuck her, except for maybe a few latch-ons who can’t let go, because after years of hard drinking and drug use while not working, people tend to forget about you, as long as they are OCD creepy chronic masturbations, but he also gets Carson Daly’s sloppy fuckin’ seconds and that’s something I’m not too sure I’d be able to live with, I’m talking murder suicide after someone tells me a bitch I am with banged Carson Daly, no matter how much younger or crazier she was. Not to mention everytime he pulls down her pants, not only does he see Carson lookin’ back at him, but he also realizes he’s hallucinating thanks to whatever fumes she’s got seeping out of her pussy, pores and pretty much all her orifices as her body tries to eliminate the pollution.
I guess the good news for her is that he’s German and has no problem with the fact that she’s lost control of her bowels, if anything that’s probably the reason why he’s with her…
And here she is in shorts and I think I’m in love. Can you sense the irony?

Kate Price is a whore

What the fuck can’t this bitch do. She’s done it all. From sex tape to raising a blind baby to marrying a Duke (haha) to promoting various product lines and now promoting this….a fuckin’ novel and she’s doing it in a one piece bathing suit. If that’s not talent, I don’t fuckin’ know what it is….

Look at ME bitch

Woah this bitch is getting me bad. I don't even know what she looks like. When was she last in a crappy art film or on the BBC? I saw her last whoring it out on Parkinson with her fat friend and she looked sexy as hell. Her tits do things to me that only a few celebrities can (Laetitia Casta, Michelle Wild, Jennifer Tilly, Christina Hendricks, Denise Milani and that sexy Italian bitch from Eurotrash, okay that is quite a lot). I know she's old enough to be my mother but I frankly, I don't give a shit. This bitch is hot. I want her to mother me. Anyhow, apprently they; AKA Withnail and her (see what I did), were seen leaving The Ivy together on Saturday night. As in 'together' not 'together'. What? They're both married. But they're both really, stupidly posh and 'quite' funny. My sources (christ....) also tell me she was eating at the Three Ways House Hotel in Chipping Campden with this douche and her kid! Now that isn't even a pun for a threesome I swear...although I probably would. I probably would touch posh Withnail peen for her. That is love. Also that picture of her is doing stuff to me. I need....to....stop. I say watch this space. I also say I am in love. My sources also told me that Carol Vordeman lives there as well as Des Lynham. Hmmm?

Lesbian fantasy

The Sun reports this hot shit...
The Britain's Got Talent sensation, 48, was speechless when the Memories singer, 61, flew in for a surprise appearance with her on America's Today Show.
But that wasn't the only shock they gave SuBo...her hero Donny Osmond, 51, recorded a message inviting her to join him in Las Vegas.
He said: "Congratulations on all your success. Someday I make a prediction, you and I will make a record - we'll remake Puppy love." Susan said she'd love to take him up on the offer, adding: "That was a really nice message. Thank you."

Haha. I'm hard now. I feel SICK!

Breaking News!

Which is which? I feel sick. Sick. Sick!

J-Lo is 40

JLo (40)
Bindi Irwin (11)
Daveigh Chase (19)
Anna Paquin (27)
Summer Glau (28)
Rose Byrne (30)
Torrie Wilson (34)
Kristin Chenoweth (41)
Laura Leighton (41)
Doug Liman (44)
Kadeem Hardison (44

Freak

Kim Zolciak of The Real Housewives of Atlanta can relate to both Britney Spears and Michael Jackson. Kim understands the beast known as fame (not to be confused with the beast on her head nicknamed "famewhore"). Kim talks about this in an interview she gave to Popeater that was delivered down to us by the baby angels. For serious. Kim is really the grand dame of delusional! Example: "I feel bad for Brit Spears, I look at her and I'm like they just tear up one side and down the other! Then the next month, she's doing so great, she's lost weight, she's a great mom all of a sudden. I kind of sympathize with her because I take a lot of that heat myself." Oh and it gets better....
"I wasn't into Michael Jackson, back in the day I was, but then when he did pass, I'm like everybody else, I bought all his songs. He was so super, super talented and it's pretty terrible. Although I can understand how it could happen. I understand the fame. My life changed in such a short period of time, I can't imagine what he dealt with. Sometimes, emotionally, it's taken its toll on me, never mind him who is far bigger worldwide."
Oh, Kim, you are more famous than Brit Brit and Michael Jackson combined. Well, that's if you count all the voices inside her wig as fans.

If you drive by Kim's luxurious townhouse on any day of the week, you will see a mob of paparazzi and fans fighting just to get one peek of her. Yes, you'll notice that the paps are a little shorter than normal and that's because they are neighborhood kids Kim pays to hold cameras. Just go along with it! Oh and the fans are actually members of the ASPCA trying to capture her wig, but again, go along with it! Just skip through Kim's forest of crazy. It's better for everyone.
And I leave you with another amazing quote about her wig line: "I got so much heat for wearing a hair piece, which is comical because all the girls on the show wear one. I took so much I heat, I was like, I'm gonna turn a negative into a positive. I'm gonna go ahead make it work. Actually, it was really difficult for me to talk about that last year. Now in just a year, I'm able to talk about it, explain my situation and why I ended up in that position and why I still do it today ... 'cause I don't really have to. It's turned into a business venture at this point."

I. Cannot.

Scarlett Johansson isn't that great...

And look at her fucking stupid tattoo....thanks for killing Tom Waits songs you slut.

Fuck off

I only just woke up.

And here is Emmanuelle Chriqui.

By talented I mean she has great sweater puppies. Look at the profile shot she’s giving us! She’s a natural… literally. Anyway, if I was a film director, I’d make sure to put her in every movie I made. I’m sure nudity is not out of the question for Emmanuelle, girl is from Montreal and if you know anything about Montreal chicks, it doesn’t take much to get them naked. OK, I made that up, but there are strip clubs on practically every street corner, so I guess there’s some truth there

Catherine Zeta Jones is Susan Boyle. (DListed / DailyMail)
Christina Applegate is kind of beautiful. (Pink is the New Blog)
Paris Hilton is a afraid of getting Swine Flu, but not Herpes. (PopSugar)
Check out Megan Fox's hot ass in the new Transformers trailer. (Popoholic)
Christina Aguilera: Before and after. (Celebslam)
What would the Spider-Man series be without Kirsten Dunst? Um... Better? (Socialite Life)
Mary-Kate Olsen and her hipster boyfriend head out in NYC. (Just Jared)
And here's proof that Mary-Kate Olsen is an Extra-Terrestrial. (CityRag)
Jennifer Aniston wants to adopt. (Popbytes)

Heidi Montag nude in Playboy? What's the point?

Raise your hand if you want to see Heidi Montag nude in Playboy magazine. I will assume no one raised their hands. The rumour going through the Tubes of the Interweb (most likely started by Heidi herself) is that the rediculously annoying and vapid Hills douchette, and her douche husband, The Pratt, are in talk with Playboy to have Heidi pose nude for $500,000. I didn't think Playboy even had $500,000 left, but if they do, why spend it on that fake hag. They have plenty of other fake hags they can put in their magazine who are hotter, cuter, and smarter (and much less annoying). And even though we've already seen Audrina Patridge nude, I'd much rather see her in Playboy than Heidi.

Tila Tequila...wtf?

According to Tila Tequila and her blog, she is now dating Kim Kardashian’s porn creator Ray J. In her blog she announces:
My baby is Ray J…..and no man has made me feel so loved and so happy in such a long time. We really do love each other and I am so happy to have FINALLY met someone who treats me with respect and love. He is so sweet to me and makes me melt everytime I see him…….I love my baby……so there you have it! Tila Tequila is officially dating Ray J!!!!!! I think we make the cutest couple….dont you????? And this video that I posted earlier tonight was for him so he would hurry up and come over to see his wifey:
I’m hoping this is just a publicity stunt, because Tila should know better than to date a smut peddler. The only smut peddler she should consider is myself, since I’m of the tasty kind. That said, I like to think that this little striptease she created for Ray J is for me. Thanks Tila

Tila Tequila’s Strip Tease For Ray J
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She's so freaky looking.

Still a bit fat

Has she had 9 kids? Oh.

Cinday Crawford...one word...MILF

I don’t find pictures of chicks going through airport security at all interesting, but when supermodel/super MILF Cindy Crawford does it, it should definitely post-worthy. That said, no clothes were removed. Except mine. Pics available upon request.

Leilani Dowding Is Super Tight

TIGHT! She's so hot. What is she though...indian? She's so fucking hot. Still...useless twat.

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures

I’ve posted a bikini picture or two in my day and one thing I’ve learned over the years is that if you want bikini pictures done right you need to get an expert. Victoria Silvstedt is a perfect example of this, not only is she f@#king hot but she’s also wearing a tiny little bikini to truly highly her assets. Nobody wants to see a bikini you can play volleyball in, we want something that will wash away in the surf. What are the odds of being reincarnated as a bikini

I feel sick, sick, SICK!

Fuck. Google this DVD and look at the back cover. YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE BACK COVER! It made me want to vomit into my laptop. Dead center there is a photo of what my friends affectionately refer to as a “pink sock.” It’s basically when a girl’s asshole is an outty instead of an inny. It’s vile. There are nine other smaller pink socks and gaping holes peppered around the main image. I do not judge what turns people on. If high heels popping balloons does it for you, super. I don’t care. I have my own problems to worry about. I don’t concern myself with what others do. But this shit? I fail to understand what anyone could find sexy about a girl’s ass hanging out. I mean, it makes me laugh; I’m entertained by stupid human tricks. But I don’t think I could milk out some happy juice to a prolapsed rectum. That’s just me. Maybe it’s your thing. If it’s not, you still need to buy this DVD just to hear the theme song. The disc starts out with black porn actor/director/producer/rapper Brian Pumper rapping a theme song in a weird Russian accent that goes like this, “I’m the Gapeman, I come to cause mass ass destruction and create big hole/Call me the Gapeman/Call me the Gapeman/When she’s done with me she won’t be able to shit, fam/I destroy the rectum and make the hole so big, man [Here he uses his hands to make a big circle to indicate just how large a hole he’ll be creating]/I want to make a hole/I want to see the pink meat/I want to make hole like three feet deep/Call me the Gapeman/I don’t play, man/Bring anal destruction, the ass I break, man/You know the case, man/Switch up the pace, man/Do it quicker, pound harder/Nut on the face, man/She straight get fucked/Niggas don’t want pussy, straight to the butt/She nasty, she a slut/She a real slut/I’m happy I see inside, make me wanna nut/I want to stretch muscles/I want to make it right/I want to spread it open, I want to see inside. [Refrain] Call me the Gapeman/Call me the Gapeman/When she’s done with me she won’t be able to shit, fam.”

This is got to be one of the worst porno's of all time. Almost worse than Amy Fisher's. And tha's saying something.

Tres chic

Mum of the Year (hahahahahahahaha!) Kerry Katona is topless and talentless on a beach. Whoop de doo Basil, but what's with her tits. Seriously...bad op or what. Looks like an empty bag of microwaveable basmati rice. And you know...i don't find that too sexy.

Amanda Holden and her hard nipples are pointless

She's not hot enough for me to tolerate he; she's a useless lump of plastic shit. Britain's Got Talent? BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT? My arse hole it does. Slug faced ass wipe Piers Morgan and closet fag Simon Cowell (and his hot hairy ape body) are enough to not pull any viewers, so why don't they replace this hag with Elsa Patacky or Camilla Belle? Oh, Amanda is a 'sexy' M.I.L.F, well Britain has 100 better milfs than this used up jizz bag. Isn't that right Elizabeth Hurley (holy fuck), Orla Brady(she's hot hot hot, trust me), Jennifer Saunders (my future ex wife) and i'd even poke Carole Thatcher. JOKE.

Sharon Stone upskirt

Tight in the face but not the pussy it would seem. I still think she's hot. Even if she a crazy vunt who lost parental control over her son because she wanted to inject his feet with poison and flashes her pussy for fun and for her work. I'd still do her. Do her hard.

First ime Fatties.

I admit it; i'd fuck a fattie. But in limits. She has to have pretty face for a pig, and good teeth/hair. Now, after sampling this DVD with Chris 'i'm so hipster' Nieratko, (what a stupid name), it makes me feel sick. I wouldn't touch any of them with a greasy barge pole. And i don't even have standards. Well, i do actually. Kerry Katona wouldn't get it, and she offered me some behind Iceland last tuesday. I did a runner.

Pink topless

Here she is with her little tits. I don't like her. Having big juicy tits wouldn't change that. She thinks she's hardcore punk with her American Apparell get up and look at me attitude but she's just a closet dyke. I guess she can sing; because mllionsof 12 year oldswith fat belies love her globally. "So what? I'm still a rockstar"-well no, you're not you're a product of EMI and their popular culture shit storm, posing for OK! Magazine and being 'outspoken'. In your FACE Jack Straw.

Kristin Cavallari is talented

You know, some women confuse me. There are 2 types that befuddle me; the ones with beautiful faces and so-so bodies, and the one's with rocking bods and the ick faces. Your butterfaces, what have you...Kristin Cavallari is neither. She's not ugly. She's not gorgeous. She is average but hot. I don't understand. As far as bikini pictures go these are by far the best, based solely on the sheer number of bikinis, don’t get me wrong they’re by no means the hottest but the more the merrier I always say. She is a nobody, here at Cosmopolitan magazine’s Second Annual Bikini Bash at the Nikki Beach Club in South Beach. Yet another party I wasn’t invited to, bloggers need vacations too. It’s probably for the best, I would just chase the girls around in fast-motion like something you’d see in old Benny Hill shows. Classic.

Brooke Hogan Is A Pole Dancer

Daddy likes! As in Hulk Hogan not me. You know...oh boy! This is not going to be pretty. When I think of Brooke Hogan and Pole Dancing good thoughts don’t exactly come rushing into my head. The images that do come to mind are memories from a couple of summers ago when I was in Greece and there was some sort of tranny stripper show at some club on the beach. Except that dude looked more like a woman than Brooke does.

Chanelle Hayes & Chantelle Houghton: Useless Slappers

Here are Chantelle Houghton and Chanelle Hayes at some Liverpool Fashion Week party showing off the goods, It’s not often you see two stunning beauties out on the town together, of course when I say “beauties” I mean drunken jobless slappers but who’s keeping track? It’s nice of them to attempt to cover their faces for us but unfortunately it doesn’t quite do the trick, I recommend a pillow case or paper bag because they’re environmentally friendly. Their faces are so beautiful and their talent dumbfounds me.

Chris Tarrant follows Chris Brown.

The Daily Mail reports "TV presenter Chris Tarrant is believed to have been arrested on suspicion of assault after a woman alleged she was attacked at his home during a domestic incident.

According to reports, police were called to the home of the Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? star in the early hours of yesterday morning.
The 62-year-old was then taken to Staines police station where he was questioned and released without charge."

He apparently stinks of fish and has a small cock so i don't know why she's with him. Oh wait, he's a millionaire. Bitch deserves this. No, all joke aside, this is bad. IF he did hit her or whatever. The bastard should be punished. How about a reprise of Tiswas? But if he didn't, you know....the ho that cried domestic violence.

Pure class.

The most beautifulest creature on this planet we all live in temporarily slipped of her exquisite lucite heels to give back to those less fortunate. Yesterday, the epitome of elegance, Shauna Sand, visited a shoe orphanage on Melrose and gave some needy shoes a reason to go on. In fact, those boots were a pair of old, dusty, worn out UGGS ! When Shauna slipped her precious feet in them, glittered showered from the sky and a thunderbolt hit them. They were reborn! Now they are fit for a queen! Specifically, a queen who hosts bingo once a week at Hamburger Mary's.
And below is The Empress wearing the most elegant dress(?) your eyes did ever see. A dress that was made from the jizz drops of angels! My only wish in life is that Shauna will wear this ravishing ensemble while she's giving the eulogy at my funeral. And by "eulogy," I mean pole dance.

You're not Tori Amos. FUCK OFF.

Lady CaCa looked like a giant butt nugget surrounded by fart bubbles at the opening night of her tour in San Diego last night. This might have worked if there were hamsters in each bubble. Rabid hamsters that would have broke out of their bubbles and mauled her face, which would have been an improvement.

The Empress of Lucite is lying in a pool of tears at the sight of those exquisite lucite heels being wasted on Lady CaCa. This is not what Shauna Sand had in mind for the future of lucite!
In all honestly, if Bjork was wearing this Don Ho shit, I'd probably get on my eyes and worship her. But it's not Bjork, it's Lady CaCa, so it looks like just a pile of queef bubbles on a big turd.

Kerry Katona hits more lows.

The Daily Mail reports "Even by the incredible topsy-turvy standards of the world inhabited by Kerry Katona, this is an amazing change of heart.Yesterday morning, the papers were full of the reality star's claims that she had dumped husband Mark Croft because he had 'bled her dry'.
She accused him of mismanaging her money to such an extent that she had trouble paying the bills and said she didn't want him in her life any more.

But then, in stunning scenes outside the less-than-salubrious location of Tesco, in Macclesfield, she happily - and very publicly - kissed and made up with the father of her two youngest children".

Whatever. The bitch is bipolar. What? So is Stephen Fry, he's not a complete cunt. Go fuck yourself already. Oh wait, she already has done on film. And her tits are saggy. Oh my.

Prince Hot Ginge's Hot Sexy Nails

It's like that?! I guess it is, because Prince Hot Ginge left Raffles in London last night with a little pink poking out of his pants and his nails covered in some fine, sexy polish. Bitch has got a freaky side! You know he's got a garter, pink thigh-highs and a bustier underneath his normal clothes. No-no popping shit!

Whatever game Prince Hot Ginge wants to play, I've got the dice for. I'll just swing by Vicky's Secret to get him something super pretty and then we can do this. I'll give him a manicure while he gives me a butticure. To quote Adina Howard, or the Sugababes (why am i doing this?) "I want a freak in the morning, a freak in the evening!"

Who's ya daddy?

Birthday Sluts

Sly Stone (66)
Eva Amurri (24)
Kellan Lutz (24)
Will.i.am (34)
Eva Longoria (34)
Mark Hoppus (37)
Penny Lancaster (38)
Kim Raver (40)
Mark McGrath (41)
Bret Michaels (46)
Terence Trent D'Arby (47)
Fabio (50)

Rihanna wears fur. Bitch...

She's got an animal on her back. And this time it's not Chris Brown. GONG and exit stage left!!
RiRi left Da Silvano in NYC last night with some kind of Ikea rug thing laying on her back, my pepaw's shades over her eyes and some leather gloves that look like they were made with ace bandages (awkward).

Why is RiRi stepping out with fur on her back after all the shit she has been through? Does she really want Peta busting a flour bomb on her ass? Or maybe that furry rabid creature on her back is still alive and ready to pounce at a moment's notice. It's protecting her ass from getting Ike Turnered (Khia is my idol) again. Keep on, keep on....

Mischa Barton is ugly. Still.

I have to say that I like skinny chicks but there’s such a thing as too skinny, Lindsay Lohan is pushing the limits, here’s Mischa Barton's frail little figure at some event she shouldn’t have been invited to. She hasn’t had a job in years and it’s starting to show, it looks like she hasn’t had a good meal in a very long time either. Her body is shrinking so quickly her dress can barely stay on, eat a candy bar or something or go eat at Jessica Simpson's house....lots of food there. This girls face is starting to freak me out.

Nicole Scherzinger Nip Slip

Nicole Scherzinger and the Pussycat Dolls were performing in Amsterdam and as you can see Nicole had a major nipple slip. If you’re a fan of chicks with huge areolla’s you’ll love Nicole’s. Now I’m not 100% sure if this is real but if it is, enjoy! That shit is massive. Kinda gross. But she's still one of the hottest sluts out there.

Lindsay Lohan’s Girlfriend Got Muscles!

Here’s firecrotch leaving a hair salon and holy shit has Sam Ronson been hitting the Gym?

On another note, check out the titty action in this pic. Delicious.

Kerry Katona isn't fat. But is still dumpy.

Kerry, who suffers from bipolar disorder, is much happier now, reveals her trainer.
He adds, "Kerry has found exercising improves her moods. It's amazing how much more positive she's been since I first met her.
"She was determined to change her lifestyle so she was in the right mindset. She loves exercising now, and it's given her a good reason to get up in the mornings."
Scott says that Kerry is very motivated, "I'd heard of Kerry before and knew everything she's been through. But I found her to be one of the most motivated people I've ever trained.
"She got into it within a few weeks. And she was determined. If she ever lost her enthusiasm and said in the middle of a run, 'I can't go on any more,' which was rare, I'd tell her she was letting me down, and that would get her going again!
"She's still smoking, but there's no way I'd let her have a cigarette during our sessions!"

Whatever, she stills lookls too soft for me. And her face....someone say bulldog?

Rachael Leigh Cook: Forgotten Hottie

Here’s Rachael Leigh Cook looking absolutely stunning at the Creative Coalition’s 2009 Inaugural Ball. It’s not often we see Rachael at events like this because she went from being the young “It” girl to the young girl no one cares about anymore. Rachael should be back in the limelight in no time though if she keeps heading out looking like that! Or at the very least, back on Hollywood Tuna

Paris Hilton's Magic tits.

It looks like Paris Hilton has brought back an old friend for us, a very supportive friend, a special friend that makes her meat balls look more like meat loaves. I’m talking of course about her magical push up bra that should be sold nationwide, for like a dollar, so that chesticularly challenged women everywhere can look like they’ve just had 400cc’s of silicone pumped into their chest. The world would be a happier place.

Desperation ain't a good look.

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Fatboy Slim’s family talk about his drinking problem

We were quite shocked by yesterday’s news that Norman Cook has checked himself into rehab – and now members of his family have spoken out about how determined the 45-year-old DJ is to tackle his drinking problem. “He was very positive,” says his sister Lois. “He said ‘I’m a stubborn bugger. I am going to stick with this until I’ve beaten it.’ I’m very proud that he’s made the decision to get some help. There’s only so long you can keep up the DJ lifestyle and at some point you’ve got to say enough is enough.” Norman’s dad Ronald, 87, added, “Clearly I am concerned about him, but I am glad that he is doing something about it.” Friends of Fatboy have also revealed that he’s had a drinking problem “for some time”. However, his wife Zoe Ball is keeping quiet about the news, and performed on Let’s Dance For Comic Relief last Saturday with Suggs...ya know Sugga, he was in Madness. Oh?

Blur set their first gig in NINE years!

heatworld used to be a member of the Blur Fan Club – in fact, we even met our best friend via the penpal page (seriously! And 12 years on, we still spend our time wittering on to each other about our unhealthy Alex James obsession) so this is the most exciting news we’ve heard in ages. Blur have just confirmed their first gig in NINE WHOLE YEARS. Three quarters of the band (minus Graham, because it was during his moody phase) last played at London’s Royal Festival Hall in 2000, but now the FULL line-up – that’s Damon, Alex, Dave and Graham – will play at London’s Hyde Park on Friday 3 July next year. SCREAM! Sorry, Blur fans aren’t supposed to scream are they? *nods aloofly instead* Tickets go on sale this Friday (12 December) at 9am, and cost £45. Now, where did we put our flared cords and Adidas Gazelles…?

Rihanna and Chris Brown record a duet.

He beat me under my umbrella-ella-ella-ella oh oh eh eh eh oh.

Oooh, bad taste.

"This whole Rihanna hoo-ha just gets more and more unbelievable by the minute, doesn’t it? The latest story from the US is that she and Chris Brown are now recording a duet together. Yes, a duet – as if they’re Troy and Gabriella, Kylie and Jason or Sonny and Cher, and not embroiled in the middle of a whole assault mess. Apparently Chris is hoping to include the track on his new album, which is due out later this year (will anyone buy it? That will be very interesting indeed…) – and the reports claim that he and Rihanna have been holed up in a Santa Monica recording studio working on it for the past few days. While speakyfolk for both singers have declined to comment, producer Adonis Shropshire has confirmed that, after a brief break, Rihanna is keen to get stuck into her work. “You have to remember, she's a kid still," he says. "So with anybody who goes through something in the world, you have to bring yourself out of it so I guess her refuge is her music.”

Fair enough – but does she really have to work with her (allegedly allegedly allegedly) dodgy boyfriend? What the hell will they sing about?!"

Sam Heuston pussy flash.

I have been surgerd with Big Brother past nobody sluts. Here is Sam Heuston, a bi-sexual stripper student who was in a previous series. She's hot and manky.

Sam Fox is back!

Nice camel toe Sam, but shoe us your tits. She loosk kinda bad actually. She kinda freaks me out. Nice belt though. Tres chic.

Nicole Kidman camel toe.

I have no words. Oscar worthy....no.

Charlie Uchea. Who?

This nasty looking ho was apprently in Big Brother in 2008 and famnous for...for...being a bitch? Oh, and being called a nigga on C4. Live. Haha. Oh i mean, her tits. her face. Strange. She looks like a pitbull. Bang it?

Kate Moss and her booty.

Woah, Kate Moss the world's second highest paid model looks damn good. I mean fucking awful. I don't believe she is the second highest paid. Second to spicoli. At least Gisele has a fucking rocking body. This bitch angers me. Cokate is a slut. With not even a nie pair of tits. It's not tolerable.

WOW, Sienna Miller's body is womanly perfection. NOT!

Slutty mcslutty flashes her huge, gorgeoys tits for the paps. DAMN.