Catherine Zeta Jones is Susan Boyle. (DListed / DailyMail)
Christina Applegate is kind of beautiful. (Pink is the New Blog)
Paris Hilton is a afraid of getting Swine Flu, but not Herpes. (PopSugar)
Check out Megan Fox's hot ass in the new Transformers trailer. (Popoholic)
Christina Aguilera: Before and after. (Celebslam)
What would the Spider-Man series be without Kirsten Dunst? Um... Better? (Socialite Life)
Mary-Kate Olsen and her hipster boyfriend head out in NYC. (Just Jared)
And here's proof that Mary-Kate Olsen is an Extra-Terrestrial. (CityRag)
Jennifer Aniston wants to adopt. (Popbytes)

Heidi Montag nude in Playboy? What's the point?

Raise your hand if you want to see Heidi Montag nude in Playboy magazine. I will assume no one raised their hands. The rumour going through the Tubes of the Interweb (most likely started by Heidi herself) is that the rediculously annoying and vapid Hills douchette, and her douche husband, The Pratt, are in talk with Playboy to have Heidi pose nude for $500,000. I didn't think Playboy even had $500,000 left, but if they do, why spend it on that fake hag. They have plenty of other fake hags they can put in their magazine who are hotter, cuter, and smarter (and much less annoying). And even though we've already seen Audrina Patridge nude, I'd much rather see her in Playboy than Heidi.

Tila Tequila...wtf?

According to Tila Tequila and her blog, she is now dating Kim Kardashian’s porn creator Ray J. In her blog she announces:
My baby is Ray J…..and no man has made me feel so loved and so happy in such a long time. We really do love each other and I am so happy to have FINALLY met someone who treats me with respect and love. He is so sweet to me and makes me melt everytime I see him…….I love my baby……so there you have it! Tila Tequila is officially dating Ray J!!!!!! I think we make the cutest couple….dont you????? And this video that I posted earlier tonight was for him so he would hurry up and come over to see his wifey:
I’m hoping this is just a publicity stunt, because Tila should know better than to date a smut peddler. The only smut peddler she should consider is myself, since I’m of the tasty kind. That said, I like to think that this little striptease she created for Ray J is for me. Thanks Tila

Tila Tequila’s Strip Tease For Ray J
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She's so freaky looking.

Still a bit fat

Has she had 9 kids? Oh.

Cinday Crawford...one word...MILF

I don’t find pictures of chicks going through airport security at all interesting, but when supermodel/super MILF Cindy Crawford does it, it should definitely post-worthy. That said, no clothes were removed. Except mine. Pics available upon request.

Leilani Dowding Is Super Tight

TIGHT! She's so hot. What is she though...indian? She's so fucking hot. Still...useless twat.

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures

I’ve posted a bikini picture or two in my day and one thing I’ve learned over the years is that if you want bikini pictures done right you need to get an expert. Victoria Silvstedt is a perfect example of this, not only is she f@#king hot but she’s also wearing a tiny little bikini to truly highly her assets. Nobody wants to see a bikini you can play volleyball in, we want something that will wash away in the surf. What are the odds of being reincarnated as a bikini