Cool shit!

Big Mouthful: Taylor RainGO
Young and Top heavyGO
Facial Fest – Katie SummersGO
Violet Erotica – Jungle GirlGO
Behold… the power of AssGO
Mon Gives Anal – Emilia and NicholasGO
Big Mouthful: British Hottie Carmel MooreGO
Some more of Max’s AmsGO
Tug Jobs – AllysonGO
Her first Black cock cuckold and her man eats the pussy afterGO
So hot!GO
Katie Kaos – Bathing Suit (FIRECROTCH!!)GO

Tara Reid (beware) in St Tropez

Tara Reid was at some party and I thought she was trying to seduce the bottles of booze, at least it looks like she’s coming onto it pretty hard, all pussy out and ready to take it all in, but it turns out she’s got a new man and his name is Michael Axtmann….
Now, Michael Axtmann is a really lucky guy. Not only did he get Tara Reid ten years after her prime, you know so that he doesn’t have to deal with pretty much anyone wanting to fuck her, except for maybe a few latch-ons who can’t let go, because after years of hard drinking and drug use while not working, people tend to forget about you, as long as they are OCD creepy chronic masturbations, but he also gets Carson Daly’s sloppy fuckin’ seconds and that’s something I’m not too sure I’d be able to live with, I’m talking murder suicide after someone tells me a bitch I am with banged Carson Daly, no matter how much younger or crazier she was. Not to mention everytime he pulls down her pants, not only does he see Carson lookin’ back at him, but he also realizes he’s hallucinating thanks to whatever fumes she’s got seeping out of her pussy, pores and pretty much all her orifices as her body tries to eliminate the pollution.
I guess the good news for her is that he’s German and has no problem with the fact that she’s lost control of her bowels, if anything that’s probably the reason why he’s with her…
And here she is in shorts and I think I’m in love. Can you sense the irony?

Kate Price is a whore

What the fuck can’t this bitch do. She’s done it all. From sex tape to raising a blind baby to marrying a Duke (haha) to promoting various product lines and now promoting this….a fuckin’ novel and she’s doing it in a one piece bathing suit. If that’s not talent, I don’t fuckin’ know what it is….

Look at ME bitch

Woah this bitch is getting me bad. I don't even know what she looks like. When was she last in a crappy art film or on the BBC? I saw her last whoring it out on Parkinson with her fat friend and she looked sexy as hell. Her tits do things to me that only a few celebrities can (Laetitia Casta, Michelle Wild, Jennifer Tilly, Christina Hendricks, Denise Milani and that sexy Italian bitch from Eurotrash, okay that is quite a lot). I know she's old enough to be my mother but I frankly, I don't give a shit. This bitch is hot. I want her to mother me. Anyhow, apprently they; AKA Withnail and her (see what I did), were seen leaving The Ivy together on Saturday night. As in 'together' not 'together'. What? They're both married. But they're both really, stupidly posh and 'quite' funny. My sources (christ....) also tell me she was eating at the Three Ways House Hotel in Chipping Campden with this douche and her kid! Now that isn't even a pun for a threesome I swear...although I probably would. I probably would touch posh Withnail peen for her. That is love. Also that picture of her is doing stuff to me. I need....to....stop. I say watch this space. I also say I am in love. My sources also told me that Carol Vordeman lives there as well as Des Lynham. Hmmm?

Lesbian fantasy

The Sun reports this hot shit...
The Britain's Got Talent sensation, 48, was speechless when the Memories singer, 61, flew in for a surprise appearance with her on America's Today Show.
But that wasn't the only shock they gave SuBo...her hero Donny Osmond, 51, recorded a message inviting her to join him in Las Vegas.
He said: "Congratulations on all your success. Someday I make a prediction, you and I will make a record - we'll remake Puppy love." Susan said she'd love to take him up on the offer, adding: "That was a really nice message. Thank you."

Haha. I'm hard now. I feel SICK!

Breaking News!

Which is which? I feel sick. Sick. Sick!

J-Lo is 40

JLo (40)
Bindi Irwin (11)
Daveigh Chase (19)
Anna Paquin (27)
Summer Glau (28)
Rose Byrne (30)
Torrie Wilson (34)
Kristin Chenoweth (41)
Laura Leighton (41)
Doug Liman (44)
Kadeem Hardison (44

Freak

Kim Zolciak of The Real Housewives of Atlanta can relate to both Britney Spears and Michael Jackson. Kim understands the beast known as fame (not to be confused with the beast on her head nicknamed "famewhore"). Kim talks about this in an interview she gave to Popeater that was delivered down to us by the baby angels. For serious. Kim is really the grand dame of delusional! Example: "I feel bad for Brit Spears, I look at her and I'm like they just tear up one side and down the other! Then the next month, she's doing so great, she's lost weight, she's a great mom all of a sudden. I kind of sympathize with her because I take a lot of that heat myself." Oh and it gets better....
"I wasn't into Michael Jackson, back in the day I was, but then when he did pass, I'm like everybody else, I bought all his songs. He was so super, super talented and it's pretty terrible. Although I can understand how it could happen. I understand the fame. My life changed in such a short period of time, I can't imagine what he dealt with. Sometimes, emotionally, it's taken its toll on me, never mind him who is far bigger worldwide."
Oh, Kim, you are more famous than Brit Brit and Michael Jackson combined. Well, that's if you count all the voices inside her wig as fans.

If you drive by Kim's luxurious townhouse on any day of the week, you will see a mob of paparazzi and fans fighting just to get one peek of her. Yes, you'll notice that the paps are a little shorter than normal and that's because they are neighborhood kids Kim pays to hold cameras. Just go along with it! Oh and the fans are actually members of the ASPCA trying to capture her wig, but again, go along with it! Just skip through Kim's forest of crazy. It's better for everyone.
And I leave you with another amazing quote about her wig line: "I got so much heat for wearing a hair piece, which is comical because all the girls on the show wear one. I took so much I heat, I was like, I'm gonna turn a negative into a positive. I'm gonna go ahead make it work. Actually, it was really difficult for me to talk about that last year. Now in just a year, I'm able to talk about it, explain my situation and why I ended up in that position and why I still do it today ... 'cause I don't really have to. It's turned into a business venture at this point."

I. Cannot.

Scarlett Johansson isn't that great...

And look at her fucking stupid tattoo....thanks for killing Tom Waits songs you slut.

Fuck off

I only just woke up.

And here is Emmanuelle Chriqui.

By talented I mean she has great sweater puppies. Look at the profile shot she’s giving us! She’s a natural… literally. Anyway, if I was a film director, I’d make sure to put her in every movie I made. I’m sure nudity is not out of the question for Emmanuelle, girl is from Montreal and if you know anything about Montreal chicks, it doesn’t take much to get them naked. OK, I made that up, but there are strip clubs on practically every street corner, so I guess there’s some truth there