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"We’re still reeling from the news that a woman broke into Jade’s hospital room with a hammer over the weekend, so we can only imagine how other patients and staff at the Royal Marsden must feel about it. Although Jade is not planning to press charges over the bizarre incident, the hospital have decided to speak out about how the woman managed to get in, amid disturbing rumours that an oblivious member of staff actually directed her to Jade’s room. “The privacy and security of our patients, carers and staff is of the utmost importance,” says a spokesperson for the central London hospital. “Given the extent of the recent media attention, the Royal Marsden had already implemented a number of additional security arrangements, including the hire of additional security staff. A security guard was situated outside the patient’s room, but was patrolling the ward when the woman entered. Nursing and security staff promptly alerted the police. The woman was escorted from the Royal Marsden by the police and, we understand, has been released without charge.” Understandably, Jade is now keener than ever to return home and spend time with her family. We hope she gets her wish soon."
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