Thursday 12 February 2009

Gwyneth Paltrow is a stupid bitch.

The last time I saw shorts like this was on a leather daddy who smartly accessorized with a harness, combat boots, a dog collar and a ball gag. That's what was missing from this retina-burning ensemble: a ball gag in Fishy's mouth! That would make me stand up, clap and fart out a GOOP nugget out of sheer happiness! She's an idiot. How did she win an oscar. I'll tell you how. Fish and Blythe bloody Danner. *sighs*


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