Danielle Loyd. Yes please.

Talentless fuck Danielle Loyd looks hot in this motnh's issue of FHM. Or is is Nuts. Or Zoo? FUCK KNOWS. She has nice fake tits.

Amy Winehouse topless. Sorry.

My life is over.

Shauna Sand and her tits on a segway.

What’s with this Shauna Sand garbage? Normally I would think that a big boobed blond in a bikini and trashy heels riding pretty much anything would be pretty hot, but these pictures of her riding a segway in her trashy 80’s stripper heels aren’t quite doing it for me. That’s not true, the shots from behind are working quite well but once you get around to the front you’re in for a nasty old surprise.

Audrina Patridge and her retarded hot tits.

Hubba. If you’re like me and happen to find jobless skinny chicks with no upper lip, a lazy eye and fake boobs pretty f@#king hot, then these shots of Audrina Patridge’s big tits falling out of her bikini top in Hawaii should be right up your alley. If I had a job where all I did was lounge around on the beach drinking beers and working on my tan, I’d be a homeless man in southern California. Sexist double standard. Ow!

Mick Jagger's daughters are fucking ugly.

This is Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall’s daughter Georgia May Ayeesha Jagger, she is 17 and you’d think too young to be a jacked on coke/heroin hipster fashionista slut, but I guess when you’ve got a trust fund, you’re never too young to go to fashion shows, dress in designer clothes unshowered and lookin’ like a fucking monster, I bet she has her own artist loft and has had anal sex at least twice.

The Holy Grail. Nicolette Sheridan pussy slip!

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Brooke Hogan. No thanks.

This girls has class. And she doesn't look like her Dad. At all. Some girl just told me about how she has a lesbian fantasy, when I told her that most girls want to get with other girls and asked why she hasn’t made the move yet, she told me that the only girl she’s ever even almost with was her 16 year old sister. They were drunk at a party and decided to make out. I figured that was weird but then she went into how she masturbated with her 16 year old sister more than once, one time was watching porn in her room and another time while having phone sex with one of their boyfriends and the whole thing was pretty fucking hot, at least a lot hotter than the thought of Brooke Hogan and her brother fucking, even if she’s dressed like a 90s video dance party in your face.