First ime Fatties.

I admit it; i'd fuck a fattie. But in limits. She has to have pretty face for a pig, and good teeth/hair. Now, after sampling this DVD with Chris 'i'm so hipster' Nieratko, (what a stupid name), it makes me feel sick. I wouldn't touch any of them with a greasy barge pole. And i don't even have standards. Well, i do actually. Kerry Katona wouldn't get it, and she offered me some behind Iceland last tuesday. I did a runner.