Big Mouthful: Taylor RainGO
Young and Top heavyGO
Facial Fest – Katie SummersGO
Violet Erotica – Jungle GirlGO
Behold… the power of AssGO
Mon Gives Anal – Emilia and NicholasGO
Big Mouthful: British Hottie Carmel MooreGO
Some more of Max’s AmsGO
Tug Jobs – AllysonGO
Her first Black cock cuckold and her man eats the pussy afterGO
So hot!GO
Katie Kaos – Bathing Suit (FIRECROTCH!!)GO
Friday, 24 July 2009
Tara Reid (beware) in St Tropez
Tara Reid was at some party and I thought she was trying to seduce the bottles of booze, at least it looks like she’s coming onto it pretty hard, all pussy out and ready to take it all in, but it turns out she’s got a new man and his name is Michael Axtmann….
Now, Michael Axtmann is a really lucky guy. Not only did he get Tara Reid ten years after her prime, you know so that he doesn’t have to deal with pretty much anyone wanting to fuck her, except for maybe a few latch-ons who can’t let go, because after years of hard drinking and drug use while not working, people tend to forget about you, as long as they are OCD creepy chronic masturbations, but he also gets Carson Daly’s sloppy fuckin’ seconds and that’s something I’m not too sure I’d be able to live with, I’m talking murder suicide after someone tells me a bitch I am with banged Carson Daly, no matter how much younger or crazier she was. Not to mention everytime he pulls down her pants, not only does he see Carson lookin’ back at him, but he also realizes he’s hallucinating thanks to whatever fumes she’s got seeping out of her pussy, pores and pretty much all her orifices as her body tries to eliminate the pollution.
I guess the good news for her is that he’s German and has no problem with the fact that she’s lost control of her bowels, if anything that’s probably the reason why he’s with her…
And here she is in shorts and I think I’m in love. Can you sense the irony?
Now, Michael Axtmann is a really lucky guy. Not only did he get Tara Reid ten years after her prime, you know so that he doesn’t have to deal with pretty much anyone wanting to fuck her, except for maybe a few latch-ons who can’t let go, because after years of hard drinking and drug use while not working, people tend to forget about you, as long as they are OCD creepy chronic masturbations, but he also gets Carson Daly’s sloppy fuckin’ seconds and that’s something I’m not too sure I’d be able to live with, I’m talking murder suicide after someone tells me a bitch I am with banged Carson Daly, no matter how much younger or crazier she was. Not to mention everytime he pulls down her pants, not only does he see Carson lookin’ back at him, but he also realizes he’s hallucinating thanks to whatever fumes she’s got seeping out of her pussy, pores and pretty much all her orifices as her body tries to eliminate the pollution.
I guess the good news for her is that he’s German and has no problem with the fact that she’s lost control of her bowels, if anything that’s probably the reason why he’s with her…
And here she is in shorts and I think I’m in love. Can you sense the irony?
Kate Price is a whore
What the fuck can’t this bitch do. She’s done it all. From sex tape to raising a blind baby to marrying a Duke (haha) to promoting various product lines and now promoting this….a fuckin’ novel and she’s doing it in a one piece bathing suit. If that’s not talent, I don’t fuckin’ know what it is….Look at ME bitch
Woah this bitch is getting me bad. I don't even know what she looks like. When was she last in a crappy art film or on the BBC? I saw her last whoring it out on Parkinson with her fat friend and she looked sexy as hell. Her tits do things to me that only a few celebrities can (Laetitia Casta, Michelle Wild, Jennifer Tilly, Christina Hendricks, Denise Milani and that sexy Italian bitch from Eurotrash, okay that is quite a lot). I know she's old enough to be my mother but I frankly, I don't give a shit. This bitch is hot. I want her to mother me. Anyhow, apprently they; AKA Withnail and her (see what I did), were seen leaving The Ivy together on Saturday night. As in 'together' not 'together'. What? They're both married. But they're both really, stupidly posh and 'quite' funny. My sources (christ....) also tell me she was eating at the Three Ways House Hotel in Chipping Campden with this douche and her kid! Now that isn't even a pun for a threesome I swear...although I probably would. I probably would touch posh Withnail peen for her. That is love. Also that picture of her is doing stuff to me. I need....to....stop. I say watch this space. I also say I am in love. My sources also told me that Carol Vordeman lives there as well as Des Lynham. Hmmm?
Lesbian fantasy
The Sun reports this hot shit...
The Britain's Got Talent sensation, 48, was speechless when the Memories singer, 61, flew in for a surprise appearance with her on America's Today Show.
But that wasn't the only shock they gave SuBo...her hero Donny Osmond, 51, recorded a message inviting her to join him in Las Vegas.
He said: "Congratulations on all your success. Someday I make a prediction, you and I will make a record - we'll remake Puppy love." Susan said she'd love to take him up on the offer, adding: "That was a really nice message. Thank you."
Haha. I'm hard now. I feel SICK!
The Britain's Got Talent sensation, 48, was speechless when the Memories singer, 61, flew in for a surprise appearance with her on America's Today Show.But that wasn't the only shock they gave SuBo...her hero Donny Osmond, 51, recorded a message inviting her to join him in Las Vegas.
He said: "Congratulations on all your success. Someday I make a prediction, you and I will make a record - we'll remake Puppy love." Susan said she'd love to take him up on the offer, adding: "That was a really nice message. Thank you."
Haha. I'm hard now. I feel SICK!
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